BitShifter:
The fans await for Kai to reappear wearing nothing but a Brunnen-G-string
NurseNoir:
Brunnen Barbie, now with action-knife-wrists!
GlitterRock:
"Everyone... do the Monica Lewinsky dance!!"
Azahath:
Headbanging has been a reported activity since about 1390 AD.
FredPAC:
o/ ...I'VE GOT YOU BABE ! o/
BitShifter:
The Nielsens plummet as Zev covers her chest and starts to sing...
NurseNoir:
Demon spawn of Angelina Jolie and Christina Ricci...
JohnSteed:
"NO, I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE THIS!!!!" "Look, so you stuck a penny in the light socket. You're still the lead in this play, now GO!!!"
BlakHat1:
"Thank God you're here, PoodleMan! The Taco Bell Chihuaha has taken the Burger King hostage!"
NurseNoir:
Michael Jackson and The Queen Mother are discovered in their secluded trysting place.
FredPAC:
Michael Jackson 30 years from now
nel_b:
The new follow up to "Being John Malkovich..." "Being Inside Oprah Winfrey... Literally..."
Mysterious_Submitter:
David Bowie 2000!
PopTrash3000:
The Haunted House ride got a lot more credibility when it started eating the kids and mounting their cotton candy on the wall...
nel_b:
Man: Why do I hear porn music? What is this?!!! Wait! Wait!! I don't swing that way! Look at me! I'm a Fruit! No! Please! Nooo!
aejk:
I like your planets... I mean... planet!
aejk:
Two 80's heros, Robert Smith of the Cure and Tina Yothers
Nyssa23:
"I love your dress!" "Oh, Kai..." "Can I borrow it sometime?"