GlitterRock:
"Now Timmy, if you look very closely, you can see the life drain from his eyes... " / "Look Kai! You're the best Big Brother volunteer I ever had!"
NurseNoir:
Well, I'll be damned: he *does* have a mighty purty mouth!
SideMan:
Looks like Tweedle just got screwed...
SideMan:
Minnie Mouse needs a diet, me-thinks.
screaming_fist:
"What is this thing you call 'hankies'?"
animebabe:
"Well, I threw a kipper on.. he said he'd be home for breakfast."
BitShifter:
Zev: "No, I said I didn't have a *brassiere*..."
animebabe:
When did Rainbow Brite get into Fruit Leather bondage gear?
SideMan:
The world's worst ventriloquest act.
YingYang:
I actually lifted up my arms and hollered at this grab.
screaming_fist:
Sometimes I wonder why I sit here and cap.
easy_street:
subtle.... the director seems to be saying "Watch LEXX... PLEASE"
GlitterRock:
"Damn... Mom was right. My face *did* freeze like that!"
Loodvig:
Hmmm, not a very good Elvis impression.
animebabe:
.oO Where did I put my shoehorn...
Loodvig:
Steven King was lonely as a teenager...
anti_hero:
...and now the double jepordy round of the Hamlet auditions.
AeonFlux:
"And if I could suckle them myself I'd never have to leave the house!"