shanky_panky:
"If one-liners don't work....pressure-points WILL."
402:
I bet his mom is REAAAALL proud.
RodRocket:
"Good job, Angels! Now, Bosley has a little surprise for each of you..."
402:
Paul Shaffer in about 10 years
Fuquad:
o/... Blame Canada...o/
BlakHat1:
and I thought Canadians were such a PROPER people!
GersonK:
Canada? Shoulda known
The_Enigma:
When you wake up, find yourself tied to a chair, and your pants missing, you know you are officially Sci-Fi.
claimdude:
...Bob figured he could learn the entire semester of AstroPhysics 306 by cramming all night before the final. Too bad.
Indomitus:
Leave to Lexx to bring on the elbows. The only thing missing is the Oreos.
Yazzin:
Home Alone 6. "Aaaagh!"
NurseNoir:
Sophia Loren has really gone downhill!
402:
"We work hard so you don't have toooooo..."
GlitterRock:
...present sixty of the longest minutes of your life.
HenryBemis:
Stanley tried many come-on for Zev; this one while he wiggled his thumb, nearly worked.
Generik:
Tonight on White Trash Theater, Pa teaches Sissy where babies come from... again. "That gal jes' don't l'arn!"
animebabe:
"I've been a bad widdle boy..."
3_14159265358979323:
"Hold on! I was just throwing out wild speculation when I suggested I could break the record for fucking the most men. I'd never actually DO it."