ABServo:
Say, ever seen the show "Ellen"?
SideMan:
The petrified remains of Hooty The Owl.
Labash:
Hurricane Bob is now 15 miles Southeast of Miami and heading your way!
SideMan:
Robert Downey, Jr. is going to hold his breath until he gets a starring role again...
790:
She looks like she's going to a S and M wedding.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Hey, babe! I'm down here. Ya ever make it with a planet the size of yer navel before?
Krycek99:
"Awww. She looks soo cute when she's sleeping!" / "Yeah, so do lions, let's go!"
PrezGAR:
Dang, I fold. I'm never playing Strip Poker against you again, Kai.
SideMan:
Unable to lure Hansel and Gretel, the wicked witch turns her house into a video arcade.
danku:
If MST3K had lasted thirty seasons...
SideMan:
"Only squirrels are able to access this portal."
NurseNoir:
"No, really! How do my 'rrhoids look??"
SideMan:
"Stay back, Stan! Don't make me pummel you!"
danku:
"You're going to triple my dosage? GOODY!"
PrezGAR:
Lexx, destroy Seattle
PrezGAR:
25 Quatloos on Steelhawk over Goblez
MSTieLyn:
"Well R2D2, it's just you & me again." "beep bee beep" (translation: OH NO!!)
PrezGAR:
*Insert I Dream of Jeannie theme*