EnochF:
"Mr. Rickles, final arguement?" "Y'r Honor, the hockey puck is guilty. Fry his greasy Greek ass."
shanky:
"Eddie Van Halen: The Blonde Years."
Shaft:
"I charge you for really screwing up Van Halen, and for crimes against humanity, i.e. that 'Right Now' video."
EnochF:
"Let me hear ya say ooh! ooh!"
shanky:
"Who wants to sit on Santa Herc's lap?"
EnochF:
"Michael J. Nelson, you are convicted of destroying three planets..."
Mr_Grant:
"Renew! RENEW!"
Generik:
In the Middle Ages, since there were no automobiles, a Mercedes logo on a stick was about the best status symbol you could get.
EnochF:
Hey, they're all set up like bowling pins... I think I can get the spare...
Mr_Grant:
You haven't just hurt me--you've hurt all the kids in this town who just want to dance!
calco:
Day four, the tango rages on.
EnochF:
.oO (Someday I hope to have breasts as big as Hercules...)
amycamus:
"More coffee darlin'?" "Just a splash." "There ya go."
Generik:
The Action Pack: Alex Beaton?!? Excuse me, but I think this cap was meant for YingYang.
ToonFiend:
Cher's latest plastic surgery gone awry.
Amon:
They're worm food.
Torgone:
In which part of the middle ages were pantyhose, breast implants and makeup invented?
mistie406:
Legendary Pittsburgh linebacker Jack Lambert IS Herman Munster in "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert."