Mr_Grant:
Miss? Miss? .oO (10 minutes and not even a menu...) Oo.
Mr_Grant:
Aeolus misunderstands and tries to remove the cocktail spear from the stone.
gnatman:
Eh, the Tolkien convention's been cancelled. Everybody go home.
EnochF:
As the 767 pulled off the runway, Hercules suddenly realized she wasn't kidding when she said she'd leave...
Mr_Grant:
Look, you've got to get me a carton of cigarettes to trade, or my ass is grass!
EnochF:
"Call to the stand... Monica Lewensky." "Uh-oh..."
Mr_Grant:
It's the case of the Honey vs. the He-Man, on today's "The People's Court"
EnochF:
Night Court 800 B.C. Starring Harry Anderson and Richard Moll...
Geist:
Woah! I'm getting double vision. I'd better slow down on that Jolt Cola!
Hireling:
And now for my next trick, I shall channel the soul of Dr. Zaius.
EnochF:
"Don't worry! My dad is Dilbert's boss..."
Geist:
Looks like Aeryn Sun is taking some time off to go to a fancy dress party.
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
~If everybody had a notion~...~Across the USA~...~Then everybody'd be surfin'...
EnochF:
"Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"
Geist:
In an attempt to impress Sailor Moon, Herc tried to break a stone column with his head.
TVGM3000:
"As you see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away!"
medusaD:
George Michael has found a new stall.
EnochF:
"Spotlight, please." [click] "On my *face*, you idiot."