mistie406:
Jeri Ryan or Kylie Minogue?
ToonFiend:
Believe it or not, this is Mariah Carey's unsuccessful twin sister.
mistie406:
You're such a cute wittle twansvestite, yes you are, YES YOU ARE! *kissyfaces*
medusaD:
"AAAHHH!!" Jack wasn't that nimble after all.
ToonFiend:
...and so the first glow-in-the-dark condom was created.
Callie21V:
A low-budget remake of LEXX.
threeamigos:
Alice screams as the donut-camouflaged parasite worked it's way down her throat...
medusaD:
"Whatever Happened To Baby Jane??"
Tuldie:
Huh? What did you say?
geoffmon:
It's high enough... it's long enough.. got the distance... it's good...
shanky:
"It's Wabbit Season!"
shanky:
"The sex position that was banned in 36 countries!"
Agrijag:
This is why the camera never faces the crowd during one of Shatner's Priceline commercials.
medusaD:
Once Shatner started singing, things got out of hand. "You suck!!" Hey!! How come you got more hair now than in Star Trek??"
shanky:
The mere mention of waffles instantly puts a smile on her face.
teambanzai:
...and when you push this button bubbles come out of his ass. I got it at Spencers
teambanzai:
I'll say it slower so's you can understand. Furrrrrrr shurrrrre.
orion12:
Didn't he used to live upstairs from Jack Tripper?