YingYang:
"Well fuck me! I thought we black guys had you beat, but DAMN!!!"
Milleni_Amon:
New to Fox this fall: "Coast Guard!" Starring Robert Englund, Charlie Sheen and Carrot Top.
Geier:
"Hey, they're right! Dolphin blowholes DO feel like... uh, never mind."
Sanagi:
"You called the psychic hotline HOW many times this month?"
Generik:
Going to the theater? I see you're picking your seat...
Sanagi:
The cap above this one is greater than this cap. Ha ha, see, get it? Sigh...
UnReindeerality:
"I'm here to fix the cable." (and that, folks, is all you need for a porn film script)
ghost_of_cscott_past:
"Do you know what this is?" "Yeah, I think so." "Do you want to guess where I just had to have this surgically removed from?" "Yeah, uh, sorry about that..."
JRavenCET:
"Whoa, is that screwdriver supposed to do that?"
NoahZark:
Amon just had his ass handed to him in a soup bowl, so now he's brooding.
Geier:
Ready for yet another exciting round of "Ball And Stick" with The Creature, Cathy prepares to be perky-yet-clueless for another 45 minutes or so.
Hummer:
"Aw, c'mon, beaten baby seal is good for ya, here, have a hind shank."
TimeLion:
What? The Vulcan neck pinch? I was told there's no such thi...
cambria36:
Oh, crap. Both rocks. What do we do now?
cambria36:
Got it! One order of french fries to go with that old French man.
ArtenezerScrooganas:
"What do you think you are, some porn star or something? Bah! You don't know the first thing about hussying, boy. For instance, gotta thrust... like this."
JollyOldSaintVicious:
After 20 years, he still wouldn't swallow the creamed spinach!
TwelveDaysOfUnfamous:
You're barking up the wrong tree, tough guy