Son_of_Servo:
We now switch you live to Lincoln Tunnel cam
hantavirus:
"You're the one who called AAA, lady. Just lemme do my job."
Mr_Grant:
Scully? Is that you? I breathed green alien blood fumes again, didn't I?
402turtledoves:
"I'm feeling kind of flat today."
144Bells_Jingle:
Life has you down? Try Booze.
nedthenanite:
Susan Dey dreams of ice cream.
away_in_an_animenger:
"Do I hear $1? $1! Do I hear $2? C'mon folks, he's healthy! $2 to the man in the corner! Do I hear $3?"
Indomitus:
Let's all do the Electric Slide!
Short_Round:
"If I was a vampire, I would be *SO* biting that neck right now!"
Valshiro:
"Hiya spear! *Whack!* Uggggh."
Crowmeus:
So, this is Threepio's little brother?
Short_Round:
Disguised as a porcupine, John slides effortlessly through the German's front lines.
Short_Round:
"What? No, no, it's not real. It's just a prop."
Valshiro:
"Man, church is really dead on the Super Bowl."
Short_Round:
"THERE! I smashed the Ark of the Covenant. Now you can stop watching this movie."
Kif:
o o O O (Cash AND jewelry? He's a keeper all right...)
Short_Round:
o/ "Dance, into the fire..." \o
YibbleGuy:
Dyslexic sexist says: " Look at the woman on that jug!"