144Bells_Jingle:
Lilly, it's time he knew the real truth about his father. Michael Landon.
PantherTheCat:
Okay now you put your foot over there, and if I just lean in on the side, we might all fit...
questor:
My goodness they have festive CPR dummies.
Cobra_Claus:
"GODZILLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
UnReality:
"Oh, and I suppose your *other* invisible car is in the shop, too, huh?"
BlakHat1:
I love it when tourists come to DC and try to take closeups of homeless that pretend to be asleep.
GersonK:
Umm, Bill, salmon will NOT bite for Jell-O Pudding Pops. Well, not Alaskan salmon, anyway.
SageMadHatter:
Ah yes, that's what I call room service!
CaveDweller:
"Yep! The implants feel natural, Steve!"
cambria36:
Every time I talk, this damned mustache comes off.
cambria36:
I'm too sexy for the catwalk.
Milleni_Amon:
How do you keep a Capper in suspense for 24 hours? Get the screen grabber frozen on this image!
Milleni_Amon:
"There is a big fish out there! Say, that calls for a beer!"
Generik:
"So... now that I've got you all here on my houseboat, I'd like to read some select passages from The Watchtower for you..."
Dragonstud:
Yeah, I really CAN drive a boat after six bottles of beer. Wanna see?
ghost_of_cscott_past:
"Thunderbirds are GO!" "Will you PLEASE stop saying that?" "Sorry..."
MadSigntist:
"Well, I know it *seems* like a lot of safety gear, but these Knott's Berry Farms rides can get unpredictable."
Generik:
"Well, sure I've netted dolphins before, but never one that had a young blonde boy humping it's blowhole...!"