MirandaRamsey:
It's not that they're gay that bothers me, it's that they're ugly.
Amon:
Steve "Mongo" McMichael and Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart ponder their next move.
Angel_Noir:
"Too cold?! I gave you two candles for Christ's sake!"
Angel_Noir:
Bob loved every "role playing night" with the exception of "Shirtless Kickboxer and Olympic Javelin Thrower" night.
Angel_Noir:
It was Bob's belief that there was "more than one way to stain wood". Unfortunately, it was a lousy defense in court.
Amon:
"And with this stone, I shall slay the giant Goliath."
Agent_Moldy:
Reba McEntire IS "The Godfather", this week, on Poorly Researched Theater.
Meldrick:
People usually pay $50 per hour to learn Dr. Corbin's getting-water-out-of-your-ear technique.
Angel_Noir:
"One more big push, and I think that'll do it." "Uhnnnn!" *Pop!* "It's a Sonny Bono!"
Amon:
Nothing worse than a Jawa that's a Peeping Tom.
Meldrick:
"Now, sonny, how can you truly master Frogger if you don't 'BE THE FROG!' Now get back out there and dodge traffic, by God!"
Amon:
They're not really floating. It's an illusion. An act of prestidigitation.
JoeAnthrax:
Billy Blanks brings you "Tae Bo for the Damned", the newest fitness craze...
matrix29:
This is such a Shatner moment of holy killing rain.
Buffoon:
"Boy! This massage technique for my hemmorhoids is really... WAIT A MINUTE! YOUR HANDS ARE ON MY SHOULDERS!"
NoirBerrySauce:
I knew Dean Stockwell had a skin problem, but I had no idea how much makeup helped...
Meldrick:
"And this pit, where you keep your victims before skinning them?" "Aw, that was just a phase I was going through."
YingYang:
"There's a Shatner on the wing!!!"