Mr_Grant:
Disturbingly, the jets on this tub have been broken for weeks.
wd40:
When Worf goes fishing for Zabian IV lake trout he often comtemplates what life would have been like if he'd been born Cardassian.
cscott:
o/` "Nazi. Nazi boys. Don't mean a thing..." o/` o/`"...All you Nazi boys..." o/`
UnReality:
"Day 67: crossed legs the other way, felt much better. Bladder remains strangely numb."
GersonK:
"Damnit Bob, shit or get off the pot."
GersonK:
"Garden gnomes, ma'am. We're here to gnome your garden." "Thank heavens."
YibbleGuy:
"I am the product of the recombinant DNA of Christie Brinkley and Lori Singer! Tee hee!"
GersonK:
Plea$e to be taping Bionic WOman!
YibbleGuy:
Left side: Demi Moore in G.I. Jane. Right side: every member of Bananarama. You make the call.
NurseNoir:
"You know the rules: If ya don't eatcher meat, ya can't have any pudding!"
medusaD:
"GRANDMA!!!" "Oh shut up! Like you've never had sex in a closet!"
The_Enigma:
Mom! What are you doing in the men's room locker! You know I ate my chunky soup! "Screw you! I wanted to see me some naked men!"
BuckFifty:
Ryan Philippe is Young Magnum P.I., tonight on the You're Shittin' Me CBS...
DavidVader:
"...and the best part of the deal is that nobody gets pregnant."
Moon_Queen:
I guess in Star Wars Episode 2 Jabba has legs.
Loodvig:
Just imagine... Mitchell, Harry Calahan, Kojack, and Frank Drebin all down there fighting crime...
Amon:
An abstract rendition of a mouse hole.
Occupant:
You kids had better not have opened that Ark of the Covenant! Don't make me come in there!