Laserblast:
IF HAMSTERS RULED THE EARTH! ...well, basically all they'd do would make us drink out of giant wall-mounted water bottles to show us how it feels.
Laserblast:
And I offer here Exhibit A as proof that it's not always a good idea to emulate Jeneane Garofolo.
Shaft:
I dig a chick with gills, they can do things in a hot tub that'd blow your mind.
ABServo:
You mean, I'll be in Hanson... for the rest of my life???
amycamus:
Special spectometric photography shows area of odor surrounding a knife just used to cut a tuna salad sammich.
amycamus:
Bushwacker?
Geier:
Of course, the look for the demon in the film "Pumpkinhead" went through several design changes before filming actually began.
Sevengraff:
"Eat something already Alley McBeal."
goldie_locks_9er:
"Just cause you're the brightest you think you're so special."
Revive:
"Damn off switch! Where is it?!"
YingYang:
"Which one of you little shits wrote 'REDRUM' on the floor? Greg? Marcia? Jan?"
Tequila_Mockingbird:
"Hey! Mysterious guy in the shadows! Have you seen my puppy?"
Geier:
Here, we see Sally discovering that, properly positioned, a light switch can have ALL SORTS of uses beyond the obvious!
GotMilk:
After using up 2 cans of Raid and 3 fly swatters, she realized it was a large "B" buzzing around her head.
YingYang:
Dumb fucker's gonna ask if Michael Myers has any Grey Poupon...
YingYang:
"Ying, I have some horny bitches here for you!"
amycamus:
"Hey! Hey lady! Are you okay?"
Generik:
"Uh oh... found a lump. Wait... that's my nipple. Never mind."