tin_of_whoopass:
...I've had stolen this week! Come back with my watch, dammit!
medusaD:
The out-of-body hangover-Cam!
GlitterRock:
The secret compartment of my ring I fill with my Underdog Super Energy Pill.
ABServo:
Tommy Shaw is Ozzy Osbourne in The Linda Tripp Story
gowest:
And the number 1 reason that mascara was invented... This Girl
Neoknight:
Stroke the lamp. Love the lamp. The lamp is your friend.
ABServo:
But mom! All the other 30 year olds get to meet men and fall in love and have careers! *SOB*
Thirteener:
what the?! The dye pack exploded, and... what is this stuff, Velveeta?!
medusaD:
"Come back!!! I'll grow bangs, I promise!!!"
Neoknight:
Next time on "Stop! Or Dharma Will Shoot!"
medusaD:
"Yes! I WAS on the wing of that plane!!!"
Neoknight:
It's always so easy to tell which hand a mutant writes with.
medusaD:
"Your Liver and You." Next, on Discovery!
gowest:
I come 4235865854125532545 l\miles and all you've got is Light Beer?
screaming_fist:
Ready for some navel maneuvers in the dark?
screaming_fist:
"You'll make a fine addition to my stable of hotties."
walden000:
"Trust me, ma'am, you don't want to see your sonogram..."
Amon:
"Go away, Sean Connery. This is MY project!"