HRPuffenstuff:
Little known fact: Pinball machines were wildly popular during the Civil War.
VladtheImpaler:
"Some cappa said what about Uhura?!"
medusaD:
"Yo!!! Wednesdays are two for a dollar!"
robofreak:
ooO "So THAT'S why mom needs all those batteries..."
gowest:
Where did you get your underoo's?
juppy2:
"I'd really rather be having dinner with you. How about that?"
robofreak:
...and the blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
OriginallyWahoo:
Who wears short shorts?
robofreak:
Time to play "Spot the Bitch."
Daleman:
I swear officer, I never touched the boy.
Zonk:
Please support the Wicca Bikeathon for underpriviledged warlock nerds.
WEIRD_1:
I just love the Britney Spears training bra!
Amon:
"I'm gonna use it to find the Well of Souls."
cyoungdahl:
The great turtle god of the earth, who caused all the recent earthquakes by doing backflips in the celestial bathroom
rohji:
So Donny said that Suzy said that Jimmy told her that he liked me. And I was like "OH... MY... GAWD..."
Zonk:
"Speaking as something of a dermatology expert, I'd like to mention you have lovely pores..."
RIZZZ:
"Could I tempt you with a fruit rollup?"
RIZZZ:
The latest E! Fashion Emergency ends prematurely when the hairstylist declares her a "hopeless case."