Amon:
"Whoa! DUDE! It's like doing EXACTLY what YOU do!!!" *first experience with acid cam*
Dante83:
Will, will you lead us in Space Grace before we eat our meal?
robofreak:
"Well, helloooo. You must be this 'Xigeous' I keep hearing so much about..."
animebabe:
Well, stick a hand up his ass and call him Dummy! (he looks like a vetriloquist doll)
ReaperOfSouls:
Someone let me know when they're done resetting the servers.
Amon:
"NO, FREDDY!!! NOT MY STUFFED FISH!!!"
gowest:
How are you getting to work? "Backstroke."
Amon:
"I can't believe Mom makes me wear this stupid bicycle helmet."
BuckFifty:
After following the family... uh, pet... around for a week with a plastic baggie, the missing guitar pick was FINALLY recovered... and washed hopefully...
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Well, I'll never seek out a "topless psychic" ever again!"
tin_of_whoopass:
'Here, just lean into this this giant pair of scissors.' 'Why?' 'Uh, no reason, really.' *snip*
joe678:
Be sure to gargoyle at least twice a day. Thank you."
Lanzman:
Hey, I didn't know the Undertaker had a sister!
spaz666:
Rooty tooty fresh and fruity?!?!?!?! What the hell kind of fortune teller are you?
Amon:
"Slow this damn thing down!!!"
Amon:
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince's shower curtains.
Zabana:
And you're on in 3... 2...
LaLaura:
Maybe one of you guys could fight with me and kinda rip my shirt off me, you know, like it's an accident n stuff!