rick12string:
His altimeter showing 230 feet, Delta Airlines Captain Svensk Hurrffmann stirred his margarita and wondered what those lights were.
animebabe:
'Cake batter for you... cake batter for me... KIDS! breakfast!!' "psst: Mom's been into the Ludes again..."
Torgo2001:
"Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches-- disappear!"
Fee:
Gah! Spock, getcher butt in here before one of the neighbors see you!
Dairai:
Cloak of darkness? Okay. But what's with the toilet brush?
Zonk:
Even in hell, they have a $2-mix-in-your-mouth rum drinks night every third Saturday.
Humoriste:
Tom Cruise BEFORE he grew into his nose...
Dairai:
Yeah, I used to have a chihuahua that liked beer, too...
RainyDayLady:
Nobody said ANYTHING about the company picnic being clothes optional!
Lu_Bu:
Such a pretty face. Too bad about the zit.
YibbleGuy:
"You've never done this in the woods before, have you? Pull your skirt up more, and..."
Dairai:
"You forgot the horn, twit..." I swear, some people have no respect for snow sculpting...
medusaD:
Yep, still waiting for that Norelco Santa.
medusaD:
*THUD* "Damn roots!!!"
clover:
Damnit! Who found my high school pictures?! Will I never live them down?
GersonK:
aah yes, "Young Nymph Boy Bathing the aged Dwarf." One of Titian's finest.
clover:
...and as we flip through the Kate Moss Family Album, we see Kate posing for this charming shot during the family reunion.
402:
"You belong in the next cap. It's over *there*..."