questor:
Cindy's Brady Bunch memories.
adsinfinitum:
In a bizarre mix up of tapes, it now appears that Zapruder shot Neil Armstrong from behind a grassy crater on the Book Depository of Tranquility.
medusaD:
Wow! That kid's fast!
Amon:
And why the giants left me this giant spool of thread is a mystery.
Amon:
Most hookers go to a hotel room. And are out at night. Not Star! She's a plucky little whore!
Mystic_Cobra:
"Tell me sir, just what do you think the TASTIEST part of the human body is?" (an old widget joke! ... R.I.P. buddy! we miss ya!)
Hummer:
"Hello. Are you satisfied with your current telephone service? Well if not we..." (CLICK!)
Buffoon:
Okay... I'm looking at it... what's so freakin' special about that particular bar?
jondapicam:
He's dead, Jim!
Xigeous:
"I bet you can't guess what type of rodent I'm hiding!" (The series FIRST hamster cap!)
Amon:
"I'll get that Major Nelson THIS time!"
144b:
Ah, they are all asleep. Now to the kitchen for the devil's food cake and ice cream!!!
Amon:
*kicking machine* "GIVE ME MY DAMN SODA!!!"
FryGirl:
"Dammit! Either give me my rubber or give me my quarters back!"
Amon:
"Robot! You squished my gerbil!!! Well, I guess I could always get a hamster..."
Steelhawk:
"Boy, for a blind, dumb and deaf kid, you can sure play a mean pinball."
gowest:
Never wipe with poison ivy
ViX44:
The United States Breast Council give Sabrina Lloyd one star out of five.