Tin_God:
Yup, here they are, boss. Just like two peas in a--" "DON'T say it, corporal."
amycamus:
Ever put a hotdog in the microwave, turn it to "high" for 30 minutes, and come back later?
Amon:
"Oh, Dr. SMIIIII-ithhhhh!!! I found your HAMMMMM-sterrrrrr!"
rickubis:
I'm just running by, sprinkling fairy dust...
spaz666:
"Here comes the air plane..."
Benor:
That's what you get for teasing the dinosaur.
Agent_Moldy:
"Do you know me? Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. That's why I carry the American Express card."
Agent_Moldy:
*tree on right* "Hi, Mom!"
questor:
Note from Martha Stewart. Crack head open, whip egg yolk into fluffy omelet.
MirandaRamsey:
"They say our love won't pay the rent..."
screaming_fist:
"You vant me to make a ficky-fick vid vid you?"
TGoodchild:
"So, Todd, you still think I'm a clueless chick? I've turned your worthless farm into a money-making oil patch!" "I still own it, though." "Fuck!"
screaming_fist:
Dance Marathon material if I ever saw one.
screaming_fist:
"Jerry hit me, but I really asked for it this time."
catndahat:
It's apparently 7 am the morning after Prom.
TFox:
When she entered the third week of her "A Day With The Cast Of Ab Fab" prize, she knew the TV people weren't coming back to get them.
Amon:
"Big Brother is busy. I'm his replacement. Remember, Big Brother's Sniveling Little Snot-Nosed Cousin is watching!"
402:
Vince Neil is... Barb Wire