Shaft:
Goddamn colored people.
Steve_Reeves:
"So, then you give 'em an expression like this and you say, What's your sign?"
Lu_Bu:
OK. A frog dancing behind an X-ray machine?
mistie406:
Bruce Campbell IS Jim Varney IN "Evil Dead 4: Ernest Reads the Necronomicon."
LMAO:
Before they were married, Cornelius liked to peek in at Zira while she was getting dressed.
VulcanFemme:
Honey, I think you're getting a little too old for this...
LMAO:
"Don't listen to them, Sweetheart. It's perfectly normal for an 8 yer old to wear Underoos to school."
shanky:
"Kibbles n' Bits, Kibbles n' Bits. I'm gonna get me some Kibbles n' Bits!"
LMAO:
"You little shit!!! How many times do I have to tell you NOT to play with ketchup packets in the car!!!"
Fuquad:
"Can't sleep! Clowns will eat me! Can't sleep! Tony the Tiger will eat me! Can't sleep! Teletubbies will eat me!"
Thrakhath77:
"Mommy wasn't moaning out of pain, son..."
GlitterRock:
"Dear Amidala... how are you? I am fine..."
CODE_RED:
I never noticed that building was white...
GarOp7g:
Does second base with your sister really count?
PsiBolt:
Penny finally overdoses on Skittles...
PunkBoy:
"...Back in my day, we had to walk FIFTEEN miles in the snow just to get to school!"
JoeyBrill:
Why, oh why did I squeeze the Charmin?
MrZyzyk:
"...and when they told me I was going to Disneyland when I got better, and well, it was a miracle!"