RodRocket:
"This ain't th' time or place to be playin' stink-finger, Sonny!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Put down the luggage, stupid American. The Ayatollah says you don't need it where you going! Hahaha!"
GlitterRock:
Stand-Con 2001! Special guests Gary Sinese's stunt double, Rob Lowe's understudy, the M-O-O-N guy, and Laura San Giancomo's breasts.
Rasheed_Wallace:
"Everywhere I go , I'm reminded of my old girlfriend."
GlitterRock:
"I'm an icky elf!"
RodRocket:
911, what is your emergency?" --- "My wife's at the bottom of the POOOOoool!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
When Ted's not looking, Carl practices the "authoritative pointing thing" that Harrison Ford works into every movie
Randal_Flagg:
Not even Captain Tripps can kill off Buffoon's ex-wife's heart.
muffinboy:
"Hey, there, neighbor! Watcha got there? A body?"
adessa:
Oh my, to make fun of the geeks, or to hold a civil tongue?
GlitterRock:
We now return to "Parker Lewis Can't Get To First Base With the Chick from Sixteen Candles."
Randal_Flagg:
"It says right here that you are a geek, Harold. So get lost, OK?"
GlitterRock:
The closest he's ever gotten to breasts, and he suddenly hyperventilates.
DrDemento:
Monkey see, monkey shove a finger up Molly Ringwald's koochie.
Randal_Flagg:
Go put your teeth back in, Molly. Or at least don't smile without 'em in.
RodRocket:
Monica Lewinsky, post lipo...
Beedo:
It's Honest Hainey!
atomant:
Jimmy's crank was a little *too* good today.