WEIRD_1:
And the crowds go wild...
Beedo:
The white horse rode up to the fence. The tall, gaunt rider dismounted and asked, YOU CALLED?
WEIRD_1:
I built a great treefort!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Must be Cinnamon Raisin Bran Crunch time. Tastes so good, breakfast is back
DrDemento:
*riiiiiiiing* I ORDERED MY PIZZA FOUR FREAKING HOURS AGO, IT'D BETTER BE FREE! *click*
Randal_Flagg:
Oh man, I knew this was a snuffy film!
GlitterRock:
Death of a clown
Beedo:
He slimed me!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
The cast of "Diagnosis Murder" is set out by the CBS recycle bin next to Dan Rather
CaptionFreak:
"Do you mind? I have the new Victoria's Secret catolog!"
Randal_Flagg:
I knew Cromags knew how to smile.
Randal_Flagg:
If he'd star finishing better, maybe he'd get a sponsor for that car.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
10 years into retirement and all grampa Roscoe can say is "Them Dukes, them Dukes... coocyoo cuhcooohh!"
shanky:
"I'd like to see Yogi try to steal a picnic basket while I'm on duty!"
Beedo:
Well, about that time, them ol' Duke Boys was smugglin' horse shit in Cooter's pick-up when Roscoe drove by...
CaptionFreak:
Shooby Doobie Doo Whop, Pop Pop Shoo Whap, Creamy Lady Marmalade! Pop Pop Pop Music!
Vicious:
"I have an aversion to pies of any kind! ACK!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Put down the chalupa!" (Some jokes just never go away, unfortunately.)