RodRocket:
"Do you smell what the Rock is cooking!?!?!"
Mr_Grant:
MTV's Spring Break Las Vegas.
Randal_Flagg:
Little known fact: Randall Flagg was a master at the country two step.
stareater:
"And now let's meet our bachelor. Hailing from the Ninth Plane of Hell, his hobbies include pitchforks and damning souls to enternal suffering..."
MSTzilla:
"Phantasm IV - Have you seen my balls."
Mr_Grant:
Oh man, he's making the same mistake Jesus did-- LIFT WITH THE LEGS! At least he's got one of those belts...
MSTzilla:
"Thirty Zantac and an Everclear chaser? Oh yeah, THAT will help."
Mr_Grant:
Life is a like a... oh, like a box of empty dreams you lose in the mail. *sob*
MSTzilla:
"Just remember to yell 'WOLVERINES' as we jump out an start shooting."
Indomitus:
"Let go of my eyelash."
Tombstone_Blues:
"Do we have to do it in front of the picture windows again?" "But it's no fun unless the neighbors can tell I'm gettin' some."
psychomorph:
"There was blood flowing down this hallway just a second ago." "That's funny, the blood usually flows on the second floor."