ArchHallJr:
"You will be haaaaa-eeeeeaaaa-lllled!"
UpSky2:
Filmed in Triple Double Fat-Ass-o-Vision.
ArchHallJr:
"Did you just call me Randall Fag?"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Sometimes Garth Brooks comes by as Chris Gaines just to mess with Billy Ray Cyrus.
MSTzilla:
The burning, itching pain of 70 years of masturbation finally flares up.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
See, if they filmed Ally McBeal at a prison or 'minimum security work farm', Downey could still go to work and Calista Flockheart would be behind bars.
fieldingmellish:
Go ahead. Pick it up.
ArchHallJr:
o/'...Oh! Woah, woah... Jamie's Cryin...o/'
Randal_Flagg:
*dreaming* "Mola Ram... After my heart... NO!"
Mr_Grant:
GODAMM SUV! Anyone get his license number? Anybody?
ArchHallJr:
As you can see, Evel Keneivel was a bit stupid.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Tom Arnold was left unsupervised outside the Winn-Dixie and this is how they found him 5 minutes later.
Tombstone_Blues:
"Nothing in the Sharper Image catalog prepared me for this."
RodRocket:
Gary Senise always looks like a penis just on the edge of ejaculation. Well, he does!
Randal_Flagg:
Little known fact: Dino the Dinosaur had a highly successful casino in Las Vegas.
TyranosaurisRex:
If you're thinkin' that's your own knee you'd better do some more thinkin', boy.
UpSky2:
"ATOR!!! VALERIA!!!"
stareater:
"Aaaaahhhhhh! I feel a draft!" "Shut up Grandpa, you're outside for Christ's sake!"