flavio:
This is your captian. If you'll look out the right side of the airplane you'll see the Eifell Tower
Davon:
"Attention Walmart Associates..."
Saltydog:
"Too fat to play second base, huh?" thought Eddie as he whipped out his .45.
flavio:
I know that Elian varmint's around here somewheres
Randal_Flagg:
All this because of an alien life form named Gordon Schumway?
flavio:
You're gonna take a bath whether you like it or not, Mister!
Saltydog:
"You push us around just 'cause you got them guns. Man, the NRA was right." "Sir, we ARE the NRA."
easy_street:
The new Dodge Monstrosity
Davon:
"Oh my teeth are floatin', oh yes... Does this line move at all?!"
Xtree:
Still no takers for the free samples of Wrigley's Goiter-licious Gum.
ABServo:
The Archie Bunker Project?
Steelhawk:
"Michael, my sensors detect bad acting ahead."
quickdraw:
For the first time the producers of "COPS" have a camera waiting on the inside of the house...
Saltydog:
"...so take your Watchtower and shove it where the sun don't shine!" "But I did that this morning!" "You hussy!"
Xtree:
"I'll buy the encyclopedias if you put that away, young man!"
UnReality:
"We don't take kindly to no 'Tupperware' in these parts, missy!"
Randal_Flagg:
"What does this look like? A Holiday Inn?"
quickdraw:
Few people knew that Patrick Swayze lived with his mother until he was 43.