abracadaver:
See what happens if you don't get regular smog checks? Your car starts emitting losers!
SpiffyGuy:
Hey, can we give you some help? "No, no, it's all right... I just accidentally ran myself over again. Happens all the time. Really."
Ms_Creepygirl:
This fraternity is hardest to pledge on campus.
Randal_Flagg:
"You mean it's NOT butter?!"
JohnSteed:
"Hey, Gary! We're doing a new season of Biography! Interested to be on it?"
Randal_Flagg:
He's got a monkey on his back.
Vaelyn:
You don't do the Heimlich Manuever around his throat, Gary
Randal_Flagg:
William Shatner in... "The Devil's Rain"
forrester84:
Are we done with the hazing yet? *NO!!!*
Generik:
"Let's see... is it 'vodka for a cold, and whiskey for a fever,' or the other way around? Screw it, I'll try both."
MWT77:
"Oh yes -zzzzzzzzzzzz- your story is very interesting -zzzzzzzzzzzz-"
quickdraw:
"Oh yeah... Shaving my head was REAL funny Gopher... Does the word "KEELHAUL" mean anything to you?"
Saltydog:
"Whaddaya mean, shange coursh? Full shpeed ahead! I'll show you shwabs whosh cap'n of the Exxon Valdez!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Maverick, your ass is writing checks your body can't cash!"
CindyM:
"How To Build Your Own Interociter In Three Easy Steps" "Oh Cal... do you think we should??"
Saltydog:
"Cap'n? I think I found out why the ocean's so dry."
easy_street:
Harvard, Texas' annual Tow Truck Parade passes the corner Gulp-n-Blow
easy_street:
The Brady Bunch Reunion, 2010? Greg Brady really let himself go