Randal_Flagg:
Les Nessman really banged his head a good one this time.
Puma_Man2k:
Yoda!
Randal_Flagg:
"Mmmm. Train you in the Jedi arts, I will!"
Puma_Man2k:
Uhh...? I'm not Satan
sabcat:
My dog stuck his head out the window one time and got it chopped off by a no parking sign!
Randal_Flagg:
The number of fans at any given Cubs game.
sabcat:
Traffic Jams AFTER the apocalypse? Must be LA!
Enapov:
NO GRAMMA THAT'S HAIR!!!! NOT ICE CREAM!!!
Randal_Flagg:
The Hispanic population watches in horror as poor little Elian Gonzales is taken from his home (and hopefully sent back to Cuba.)
IMissMST3K:
After the cancellation of the Addam's Family, Thing became an expert safe-cracker...
sabcat:
Turn it up man! Crank it all the way to 11! WHOO!
psychomorph:
"Room 222... The Lavender Years..."
Randal_Flagg:
"You're such a Sci Fi whore sometimes."
sabcat:
"I'm Bill and I'm an alcoholic." Audience: "Hi, Bill!"
Erik_Dressel:
"Get a life, will you people?? For crying out loud... it's just a TV show!"
GersonK:
Edina: "I can see it now, darling! The hatchet in the head look will be very big after the apocalypse!"
Randal_Flagg:
"No one's gonna get my new pocket protector!"
utalkintome:
Molly Ringwald in "42 Candles."