RyogasGirl:
Every living thing was harmed in the making of this film
The_Gray_Zombie:
And then the Lord said, "Ah screw it, I'll start over." and it was dark, again.- Widgetia 24:13
Randal_Flagg:
"Jaws"
sabcat:
Previously on The Stand, a lot of people died, followed by a lot more people. Tonight, watch as many more die on The Stand!
WEIRD_1:
Full contact nude body bingo, next on family game night... Just another great idea I had.
Randal_Flagg:
She always had to upstage the other cast members.
FlippySloth:
Hey!!! There are words under me!! Look at that they called me a jackass!!! oh wait I said that! Oh God, what a paradox!
HanrAhan:
"I'm just going to continue staring at your crotch until you recognize that I exist."
HanrAhan:
Is that a minature Loch Ness in that tree?
amycamus:
Completely amazing, irrefutable, definitive proof, of... something.
Randal_Flagg:
"Fonzie thinks I'm a nerd, huh? I'll show him!"
sabcat:
Activate Fonzie "Hey!" pose!
sabcat:
"I think a langolier is humping my leg! No wait, he's eating it!"
amycamus:
If you kinda squint, it looks like the toe of a frostbitten Everest climber.
Randal_Flagg:
Meanwhile, in Iraq...
sabcat:
Edina: "I can see it now, darling! The hatchet in the head look will be very big after the apocalypse!"
Randal_Flagg:
Well, I understand how he got the nickname "Fry Pan Man" now.
amycamus:
"I tried to tell him, I'd rather have a bottle in front o'me than a frontal lobotomy, but I forgot I was dyslexic."