Acrylic:
"If music be the food of love, play on. And bring that Page over here."
LuvBJones:
"I'm looking for Doctor Smith. The service sent me over."
Acrylic:
"YOU'LL TAKE IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT" ::SMACK!::
Generik:
Caught between a rock and a hard-on.
fut:
"Here's my number. Give me a call some time."
YingYang:
The question for this year's "Miss Teen Pretty" competition was 'If I were a gay scientist what type of tree would I be?'
JoeCrow:
Smith's prom pictures turned out well.
robofreak:
"Nope. The breasts do nothing for me...but that sweater is to DIE for!"
YingYang:
Robot only stays with him cuz the sex is great.
robofreak:
"I call it Gaydar, young William, and your Dr. Smith makes it jump off the damn scale."
EnochF:
"Danger, Will Robinson! Dr. Smith is also observing Uranus!"
robofreak:
Dr. Smith's anal probing cap wakes up and begins searching....searching...
robofreak:
Hamsters still got fed to Dr. Smith while on space walks... God bless technology.
robofreak:
"You can't... have... my... PEARLS!"
questor:
Suddenly, women everywhere saw the advantages to gay male escorts.
Mr_Grant:
"Do it Smith! The boy is ripe for the picking!" -- "Shame on you Smith, remember your promise to the judge!"
Spiffy_Jiff:
*sigh* "All right, Dr. Smith, go ahead and cop a feel."
teambanzai:
"National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes? Damn, wrong meeting."