Generik:
"So you REALLY haven't had sex with Dr. Smith yet? You've been on the show for over five minutes!"
YingYang:
"Will, we must start a new boy band! We shall call ourselves The Backdoor Boys!"
Agent_Moldy:
Tonight, for one night only, Jonathan Harris IS "Lord of the Mince"!
Hinermad:
"Folks, we have a winner! See you at next year's Estelle Getty Look-Alike Contest."
Acrylic:
"How DARE you chain me to Nancy Sinatra! When I get out of these shackles...!"
144b:
He looks like my aunt Sally after the breast reduction.
144b:
"No, it's *not* from the Eva Gabor wig colletion!"
bugwber:
Phyllis Diller!
Juden:
Even Dr. Smith was surprised when he came in last in the "Dr. Smith Look-Alike Contest."
nashtbrutusandshort:
Sure, now the bail bondsman'll own the mortgage on my house; but all in all, it was worth it to march in that parade -- even only for a block."
DavidVader:
Where there's a Will, there's a gay.
Scouty:
Mayhem breaks out. Funny music starts. Smith keels over and dies. THE END
Generik:
"Damn them all! They told me this suit was ribbed for MY pleasure! Alcoa is going to hear from ME!!"
Buffoon:
"Dr. Smith? Is that you?"
YingYang:
*Knock knock* "Avon calling"