Quarks_Lady:
Now that's drunk! He not only sees pink elephants, he sees pink EVERYTHING!!!
LiannaSky9:
"Man, these new smokable nicotine sticks really cut my craving for a cigarette!"
Valshiro:
"Official muffler fixers of the Green Bay Packers."
Iria02:
The danger of giving Steroids to children.
Amon:
"SOMEBODY SPOT ME!!!"
speebek:
Rated by Car and Driver as the sedan most likely to get stuck on a display rack
Loodvig:
"Son, the life of a toll booth operator is a lonely one..."
Eskimo_Spy:
I painted it to match the thing I got drunk on...Sloe Gin and Sour
ladyphase:
Saturn turns on its headlights as it prepares for heavy fog.
NaCl_Peter:
"Yeah, Timmy. The Augusta National is quiet now, but in 2 days, every freak that ever swung a golf club will be here causing a drunken ruckus!"
Spacecat2:
The problem with hiding your pornography in a safe is that it takes a long time to get at it when you really want to.
devildoll:
The "Tickle Me Hobgoblin" dolls didn't really do all that well as a merchandising tie-in