Scarab_1:
They come by the millions, they're exactly alike, but damnit, TY is going to give every last one a different name and charge through the nose for them.
RIZZZ:
He's going door-to-door for the Butterball Witnesses.
Amon:
"Save MST3K!!! Save MST3K!!! Take a flyer, tell a friend!!! Save MST3K!!!"
needhandle:
Next on a very special Allie McBeal, Allie does Slimfast shooters with Dexatrim
Indomitus:
Guards around SFC headquarters are placed on triple duty after the MST3K announcement.
santaslittlehelper12:
Yep, it's time to feed the raptors. Gosh darn it, I love this part.
TGoodchild:
A surprising number of crewmembers had plates in their heads, and Spock used to screw around by attaching giant magnets under the floorboards...
Lanzman:
"Lunch lady Doris - 'ave ye got enny grease?"
Killer_Klown13:
The ultimate ruler of the Teletubbies: Bow down to Him
LiannaSky9:
"What the... MY face is on the milk carton!"
Lanzman:
Looks like we're gonna need a new Timmy.
womb:
The Take-Home Breast-Augmentation Kit