Lanzman:
"Youse guys out dere jus' crack me up wit' dat cappin' an' shit."
MadSigntist:
Ordinarily, you would think it would be easy to wipe my flat, elongated butt.... but, NO! Two cracks increase my workload.
JohnSteed:
Ah, a peephole into Uhura's bedroom.
DiggerSanto:
Ar! Pirates of Penzance: The Special Edition
Geier:
"Phasers not quite set to 'kill' yet, are they, Captain?" "Sigh..."
antisunshine:
"In this scene, Let's make the dominant color red, to imply passion, because I'm such a dud."
Nightbeat:
"Is that a phaser in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" "Yes, and... Yes."
MadSigntist:
"Jim...ooooh, Jim! Is that a roll of Certs in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
MadSigntist:
"Well, I put de lime in de coconut, and drank 'em bote up. Didn't help, puked my guts all over three rows in Coach class."
BuckFifty:
Judith's "Warm breastmilk for the Homeless" fundraiser was a rowsing success! "Another squirt for ya Govenor?"
DiggerSanto:
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington IS Freddy Kreuger AS Elliot Ness IN "Welcome Back, Nightmare on the Untouchables' Street"
BuckFifty:
"Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?" "Hey, aren't you Venus Flytrap from WKRP?" "Daaaamn right..."