BuckFifty:
"Are you there God? It's me, Kirk..."
WonderBread:
His Shadow shows what a blockhead he really is *rim shot*
c_otter:
Star light, star bright... first star I see tonight....
JoeCrow:
Scotty go outside and clean the windshield...... Sulu hit another one of those Ultarian Bats
Yazzin:
"Kirk to bridge. There's no planet down here, just a big soundstage."
FredPAC:
Jim I 've been captured by the Klingons and they're--and they're---- MAKING ME LISTEN TO HANSON!!!!!!
Generik:
Decorate YOUR home with lifelike, 3D Star Trek scrims!
smackdown:
0~ I went to the witch doctor he told me what to do. He said...."
Vicious:
Zorro-san
TheEyecreature:
No Kato, this is not the time!
CaveDweller:
"Now Billy! There's NOTHING to be scared of except the big, nasty monster under your bed!!"
Fingle:
"Omigod! I just read that the Earth is about to be hit by a giant gastropod!" "That's 'asteroid', ya idiot!"