AgentQ:
Ronald Reagan's condition takes a turn for the worse.
Queequeg:
Tonight on PBS.."Barney, the Later Years"
PB17:
The Hamburglar plots his most dastardly theft.
Beedo:
Do not adjust your TV set. We control the horiz... Never mind.
Balderdash:
Man, that's one hell of a paper cut...
Mr13:
Christopher Walken mistakes a old fruit roll up for a stigmata.
Gustov:
*Mozart: unknown air guitar master*
Zelphi:
La la la.... I'm not listening!! Ha ha! I can't see you! Na na na-na-na! Not listening....
Wingnut:
Communist Tetherball!
ProfssrBobo:
Now what can he expect to play on a harp with just one string??
Sarchasm:
How cheap! You can see the string!
Queequeg:
I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler!