DeadBJones:
Cardiganjacking
NateG:
Yet another disgruntled scholar on the road to mad scientistism.
Markamillion:
Define Embarrassment: Grandpa diving for a penny during your outside wedding.
Angel_Noir:
Easily Distracted Exorcist. "We must purge the demon spawn from the innocent young-Hey is that a wheat penny?"
nashtbrutusandshort:
Duchamp's famous *Robert Duvall Descending a Staircase, No. 2*
Unfamous:
Howdy Doody *IS* Clint Eastwood in FISTFUL OF DOLLS
Tanks:
What you have to ask yourself, punk, is, did he fire 24 shots or 23?
BostonDan:
He called me a doll, so I gave him a little head....
psychomorph:
David Byrne and Monica Lewinsky, in the new musical collaboration, "Blowing Down the House"
Klatuu:
For Giza jolly good fellow, for Giza jolly good fellow...
Vaaseul:
Wow, you know you've had alot to drink when you wake up next to a puppet.
davewho:
Pinocchio never really cared for you like I did