Agent_Moldy:
"I am the walrus,
K-K-K-choo."
Steve_Reeves:
After an unfortunate meeting with David Duke, R2D2 soon found himself in a situation he didn't know how to get out of...
Buffoon:
"Dammit, I've looked, and NOWHERE in the bylaws of the KKK does it mention anything against flipperbabies becoming members!"
Batqueen:
"It's only a scratch. C'mon and fight like a man!"
144b:
Taking safe sex to the extreme, Sheik has developed the Allover™ Condom.
DiscoBoy:
"One of us! One of us! We accept you! One of us!"
questor:
"Three Mile Island's Class of 1979 welcomes the Class of Chernobyl High!"
animebabe:
"...Martha Stewart's publicity reps say that she will submit to the rehab order, but is contesting the beastiality charges against her. We now go live to Bob Hanson, covering the Chernobyl Special Olympics...Bob?"
Lanzman:
Months later, the sole survivor of Rosie O'Donnel's pap smear dragged himself back to civilization. The rest of the team was never seen again.
Generik:
While films such as "Birth of a Nation" and "Intolerance" are well-known to the general movie-going public, D. W. Griffith's "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" has been seen by only a relative handful of cinema aficionados. In this publicity still, the head dwarf, Klanny, prepares for work in the mines.
BlakHat1:
"This looks like a job for SECRET SEAL! But first... SARDINES!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
"I blame the International Communist-Jewish Conspiracy for my unfortunate thresher accident."
nastinkers:
"Next on Jerry Springer: paraplegic KKK members and the women (who were formerly male prostitutes involved in a bizarre love triangle with their mother and the neighbor's cat) who love them!"
Shandi:
OOOH, the Unknown Comic has *not* aged well!!
Nyssa23:
"Hi and welcome back to the Civil Defense Workout! You'll need your bionic legs for the next set, so you might want to get those down now..."
ArtMystery:
Appearing all this week at Theater Artaud, it's performance artist Johnny Cruel & the Usual Punishment.
HoneyT:
"Must... warn... Michelin Man... about those... cream puffs...!!!!"
Neoknight:
Since when did the KKK start recruiting the parapalegic?
starkbalmy:
Dorf on Nuclear Physics.
Laurie2K:
Officer Tom teaches the do's and don'ts of holiday suicide.
Ragbot:
"Suddenly, Billy Bob realized his dreams of joining the KKK were half-assed..."
Geier:
In an odd bit of surreal social commentary, the original version had The Wicked Witch Of The West transmogrify into the Grand Wizard of the KKK as she melted. But the producers thought it was a bit too "high-concept", in a William Burroughs-meets-William F. Buckley-sort of way, for the popcorn-munching, bubblegum-chewing multitudes of 1939, and so re-enlisted Margaret Hamilton for a quick re-shoot a mere 3 days before the gala premiere.
Ash_Skywalker:
"'Tis only a fleshwound."
malaclypse:
"None shall pass!"
abracadaver:
"...And for my next act - I will saw this Klanster in half and put him back together again! It's never worked before, but hey, there's a first time for everything, right?"
rickubis:
After the networks dropped his show, Flipper the dolphin passed through an array of menial jobs--such as this one testing safety equipment--before he was found dead under a park bench, lying in a pool of Sterno.
joe678:
"Moltar IS Johnny Eck as Margaret Hamilton in 'Backdraft 2: Fire Sale! Half Off!'!"
Daleman:
I'm not bitter, but there should be a waiver or some kind of warning before spending a weekend at Madonna's.
ArchHallJr:
Where else did you think that KKKFC got legs?
AAAron333:
The little known "Thalidomide" chapter of the KKK
Soozcat:
"Hi, kids! It's me, Little Anthrax Annie! Get out your HazMat decoder rings, 'cos we've got a new secret message from Uncle Osama this week!"