Agent_Moldy: "Oh, it's okay. It's not the one that feeds me." |
Scypha: Girl: "Damned parents always making me do this, clean that, pick up my toys... I'll show them! Let's see if they like it if I kill myself from a possum bite..." Possum: "Oh, boy! I sure hope she tastes like chicken!" |
Steve_Reeves: What the poor possum didn't know was that the little girl was, in fact, an experimental cyborg full of poisonous gas. The possum was dead in seconds. |
Buffoon: And so, on that fateful visit to the taxidermy shop, a young Linda Lovelace had an idea that would give her a place in film history. |
Lanzman: The very moment when Jane Goodall decided that chimpanzees would be a better study subject than possums. |
questor: That's right Mr. Foamy, the future is full of possumbilities. |
Nbutlerdidit: "Tonight on AMC: The Little Rascals present Frank Herbert's DUNE! with Darlene as Mah'Dweeb. Beware: The new 'Gom Jabar' sequence will chill you." |
DiscoBoy: Coming up on the next "Meerkat Manor"... CHAOS AND DEATH!!!!! |
Generik: Young Courteney Cox in her first role as The Possum Whisperer. |
suggs: Now with new "Action-Maw" grip! |
starkbalmy: "We have met the enemy and he is- OUCH!!!" |
cambria36: We now call little Susan "Lefty." |
Racerex: As a child, Wonder Woman eschewed the usual puppies, kittens, goldfish and turtles for pets that offered her more of a challenge. |
Amon: Try as she might, Barbara was unable to frighten Lydia enough to get her family to leave. |
JurassicPork: 1985: When she asked for a raise in her allowance, Chelsea Clinton began to dimly suspect why the right wingers were calling her mother a shrew. |
ArtMystery: Long before she became a Dame, a young Edna Everage has a life-changing moment. |
WEIRD_1: If that kid puts me where she put the hamster I'm going to bite her hand off. |
Nyssa23: "That's all for this week's 'Taxidermy for Kids.'" |
MessiahBlue: The difference between "playing possum" and "playing with possum." |
nashtbrutusandshort: Crafty for her age, Betty Sue realized that she could get out of musical chairs by faking an injury -- but she didn't count on RABIES. |
UpSky2: If you think THAT's awesome of Mr. Small Bite here, you're wrong wrong wrong. He can throw beer in people's faces too! |
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23: "Not long after Betsy got her pet possum, Jimbo's Possum Emporium closed for good." |
lil_amish: Farm Kids learn early on that there is a right way and a WRONG way to milk a possum. |
gleeb: Little Sian Phillips practices the Gom Jabbar on herself. |
Daleman: "You bite my hand and I snap your neck. It’s your move Skipper." |
IMissMST3K: That stamp allowing you back into Disneyland is really a lot harsher than I remember... |
chilwil: "You know the drill, Mommy. New Barbies or Pogo here gets me another free trip to Child Protective Services." |
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