Agent_Moldy:
"Oh, it's okay. It's not the one that feeds me."
Scypha:
Girl: "Damned parents always making me do this, clean that, pick up my toys... I'll show them! Let's see if they like it if I kill myself from a possum bite..."
Possum: "Oh, boy! I sure hope she tastes like chicken!"
Steve_Reeves:
What the poor possum didn't know was that the little girl was, in fact, an experimental cyborg full of poisonous gas. The possum was dead in seconds.
Buffoon:
And so, on that fateful visit to the taxidermy shop, a young Linda Lovelace had an idea that would give her a place in film history.
Lanzman:
The very moment when Jane Goodall decided that chimpanzees would be a better study subject than possums.
questor:
That's right Mr. Foamy, the future is full of possumbilities.
Nbutlerdidit:
"Tonight on AMC: The Little Rascals present Frank Herbert's DUNE! with Darlene as Mah'Dweeb. Beware: The new 'Gom Jabar' sequence will chill you."
DiscoBoy:
Coming up on the next "Meerkat Manor"... CHAOS AND DEATH!!!!!
Generik:
Young Courteney Cox in her first role as The Possum Whisperer.
suggs:
Now with new "Action-Maw" grip!
starkbalmy:
"We have met the enemy and he is- OUCH!!!"
cambria36:
We now call little Susan "Lefty."
Racerex:
As a child, Wonder Woman eschewed the usual puppies, kittens, goldfish and turtles for pets that offered her more of a challenge.
Amon:
Try as she might, Barbara was unable to frighten Lydia enough to get her family to leave.
JurassicPork:
1985: When she asked for a raise in her allowance, Chelsea Clinton began to dimly suspect why the right wingers were calling her mother a shrew.
ArtMystery:
Long before she became a Dame, a young Edna Everage has a life-changing moment.
WEIRD_1:
If that kid puts me where she put the hamster I'm going to bite her hand off.
Nyssa23:
"That's all for this week's 'Taxidermy for Kids.'"
MessiahBlue:
The difference between "playing possum" and "playing with possum."
nashtbrutusandshort:
Crafty for her age, Betty Sue realized that she could get out of musical chairs by faking an injury -- but she didn't count on RABIES.
UpSky2:
If you think THAT's awesome of Mr. Small Bite here, you're wrong wrong wrong. He can throw beer in people's faces too!
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23:
"Not long after Betsy got her pet possum, Jimbo's Possum Emporium closed for good."
lil_amish:
Farm Kids learn early on that there is a right way and a WRONG way to milk a possum.
gleeb:
Little Sian Phillips practices the Gom Jabbar on herself.
Daleman:
"You bite my hand and I snap your neck. It’s your move Skipper."
IMissMST3K:
That stamp allowing you back into Disneyland is really a lot harsher than I remember...
chilwil:
"You know the drill, Mommy. New Barbies or Pogo here gets me another free trip to Child Protective Services."