Agent_Moldy:
Queer Togs for the Straight Dog
Steve_Reeves:
The cowboy from The Village People has really let himself go to the dogs.
Scypha:
During the parade, the dog was secretly plotting revenge on his master. For being dressed like a drag queen, he was thinking about pooping in her shoes for the umpteenth time. To temporarily satisfy his revenge tendencies, he nips his master's ankles.
BlueOnBlack:
What neo-cons fear will happen when gays marry...
wd40:
"The Shadow of the Vulture waited patiently for the demise of the little weiner doggie at the hands of the Fashion Fox Paw Death Squad."
Lanzman:
And yet, strangely, no-one ever noticed the brave little wiener dog's bold self-expression.
nbutlerdidit:
Paris Hilton's new clothing line for dogs -- K-9 Pinkeye.
questor:
George Michael's cruising has gotten out of hand.
Daleman:
Between Memorial Day and Labor Day black leather chaps outside is just so passé.
Generik:
"Gosh, Senator Santorum, you really like your dog, don't you? I mean you really, really like your dog. Don't you?"
nashtbrutusandshort:
"But when the band began work on its follow-up album, *Dachshund in Pink Assless Chaps,* it soon became clear that the drugs were taking their toll. When *Behind the Music* continues."
JoeCrow:
Now with WINGS.
Nyssa23:
"Big Gay Al's first Gay Pet Pride Parade."
CaveDweller:
You can really say disco's dead when the Leather Guy from The Village People needs a seeing eye dog!
WEIRD_1:
Tinkerbell learned to dress trashy at the leash of Paris Hilton.
MessiahBlue:
Git along, little doggy!
starkbalmy:
You know what really chaps my hide? Oh, wait, I guess you do. Never mind.
Racerex:
Sir Elton John insists that his pets be always "ready for action" -- if you, err, get my drift.
Jacksinn:
That's nothing. You should see the transvestite pot-bellied pig two blocks over.
cambria36:
It's true: Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
gleeb:
Never has the Call of the Wild been so faintly heard.
ArtMystery:
"My God, Bob! Do you know what this means? Amplewoman... is PREGNANT!"
JurassicPork:
Chap-a-quit-it.