Agent_Moldy:
Cirque de So-lame
Steve_Reeves:
Barbie prepares for her attempt at the world record for ballooning using no supplementary oxygen.
suggs:
Crap... bring me back. Now, he thinks it was better with B.
Lanzman:
The Gerry and Sylvia Anderson Memorial Bondage Parade kicks into high gear.
Mr_Grant:
I always suspected Michelle Malkin was somebody's puppet.
questor:
And as always, we're pleased to welcome Bjork to tonight's award ceremonies.
Daleman:
Someday, when I grow up, I wanna be a *real* Northwest Airline pilot.
Generik:
So THAT'S what happened to Amelia Earhart! Who would have ever expected that she would end up as an apparatchik of some puppet regime?
cambria36:
Here's the proof that we're all being controlled by White House string-pullers. Film at eleven to include an interview with Karl Rove denying everything.
ArtMystery:
Sure, I liked the movie Being John Malkovich too, but an entire parade just to honor protagonist Craig Schwartz? That seems a bit much.
gleeb:
One popular attraction of the late Bourbon court, as "The Mongolfier Brothers, Fran, and Ollie."
Nyssa23:
"Noodle from the Gorillaz makes a rare live appearance."
WEIRD_1:
Well, you did ask how the Government works.
starkbalmy:
The puppeteering crew thought they would take a flyer on the amazing prehensile penis attached to the dinosaur float ahead of it in the annual Doo-Dah Parade.
JoeCrow:
Filmed in Inflate-a-date Super-Marionation.
The Abominable Dr. Phibes:
All those rods and pulleys give her complete and precise control of the speculum headed her way!
nastinkers:
Jim Henson's love child.
JurassicPork:
In an alternate universe, gigantic creatures parade down 5th Avenue carrying behind them helium-filled humans.
Racerex:
Worst rendering of "Eve and the Serpent in the Garden of Eden" ever!!!
TyranosaurisRex:
A Bowflex demonstration that went horribly, horribly wrong.
UnReality:
Pinocchio's S&M fetish has gotten way out of hand.
amycamus:
"It's not nice to lie, Pinnocchio."
"But Gepetto! He who controls the spice - using a Rube Goldberg machine - controls the universe!"