Agent_Moldy:
Lex Luthor unveils his new line of baby doll pajamas at Fashion Week.
BlueOnBlack:
And now, Jean-Paul Gaultier gives us a sneak peek at Bjork's VH1 Music Awards outfit...
suggs:
As a velocity reduction suit for aviators who bail out, Chuck's idea was a bust, but for Mrs Chuck it was a success, because they got him out of the house.
wd40:
"What can I say, I was walking through the woods and I'm just a natural babe magnet!"
Geier:
When Ted asked Irene if she wanted to see him in his "Birthday Suit" ...well... this really wasn't what she expected.
Steve_Reeves:
Anne Geddes will stop at nothing to exploit sleeping babies, will she?
Mr_Grant:
Due to a mishap involving a business trip, a $1.99 well drinks special, the back seat of a 2004 Lincoln Town Car, and an improperly shielded hospital MRI scanner, Rev. James Dobson discovers that he is now able to cut females out of the entire procreation equation.
Lanzman:
See, that's the *real* difference. There's no way in hell you could do that with bowling balls!
questor:
Honey have you seen my new baby clothes?
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Performance artist/Director Matthew Barney made sure no one made fun of his date, Bjork's outfit when he arrived for the Seattle Film Festival premiere of their collaboration, "Drawing Restraint 9."
Daleman:
Steve Martin in "Cheaper by the Gross" opens this fall.
KINGDINOSAUR:
Arthur soon learned the folly of making requests of a Genie. "'Turn me into a babe magnet.' What the hell was I thinking?"
Generik:
Eventually Mr. Microphone came to regret all those times he'd shouted out, "Hey, baby, we'll be back to pick you up later!"
Motis:
No question about it, the dude's a babe magnet.
starkbalmy:
Dolly the cloned sheep was one thing, but Dolly the Human Clone was... well, let's just say disturbing, and go back to the drawing board on this one, shall we?
amycamus:
"Um, honey? ...can I talk to you about that new male fertility drug you asked me to take? You know, the one that's supposed to cause EVERY sperm cell to connect to the egg?..."
Jacksinn:
If you think that's bad, you should see the suit he wears on his birthday!
lil_amish:
One of the X-Men Comics' less-successful villians, BabyMagneto never really found an audience.
ArtMystery:
"Like the outfit? I got it at the Doll-er Store."
Racerex:
Knowing that Superman would never strike an infant, Lex Luthor creates a special suit that will render him nearly invulnerable.
WEIRD_1:
K-Fed watches the kids.
cambria36:
Even after Elvis died AND shaved his head, the dolls still stayed "Stuck, Stuck Like Glue" to him.
gleeb:
Now I know why his babysitting rates were so reasonable.
AAAron333:
"Newsflash: Dateline, Kennedy Space Center... NASA unveils its latest spacesuit. Everyone knows, of course, that astronauts are 'babe' magnets."
empressv:
oOFreakin' Genies and their freakin' "careful what you wish for" pranks...Oo
This is *not* what I meant when I wished to be a Babe Magnet!
chilwil:
So... that's what a babe magnet looks like.
nastinkers:
No matter how much he exercises, Harold just can't get rid of his baby fat!
Mustang:
"Babe Magnet"
MessiahBlue:
Marvel comics newest character: 3rd term abortion man!
Beedo:
Phil rued the day he wished the genie would make him a "Babe Magnet."
IMissMST3K:
"I don't CARE if there's DNA -- you can't prove I'm the father!" (Kobe Bryant)
nashtbrutusandshort:
What the fall line at *A Modest Proposal: A Clothier for Men* lacked in elegance, it made up for in commitment to a thesis.
Ragbot:
"...Ironically, He chose the name 'Babyface' as his alter ego... Go figure."
NameBrand:
When Harold emerged from the boat looking like this, he was immediately banned for life from ever going on the "It's A Small World" ride at Disneyland again.
TyranosaurisRex:
My name is Talking Tina and I don't want to be the crotch anymore."
Nyssa23:
"This is Kevin Federline for the National Condom Council. Guys, don't make the same mistakes I did! Remember what the National Condom Council says, 'wrap it or don't tap it.' Thank you and goodnight."
flavio:
Valet of The Dolls.