Agent_Moldy:
"Dis is for all da goldfish crackahs!"
*PUNCH*
144Boo!:
One of the many hazards of cheesemaking is dealing with the great white cheddar shark. Beware of it's sharp teeth. It's a true muenster of the deep.
Buffoon:
"'...and so he pulled the thorn out of the land shark's paw. The land shark was SO grateful, he ate the man in such a way that he died instantly, feeling no pain. The end.' What, you expected the land shark to become friendly and not kill the guy? It's a frickin' SHARK!! And land sharks are (by far) the sneakiest member of the shark family! I once saw a land shark on TV that killed a woman by pretending to deliver a candygram!"
bugwber:
Mario and Sharkman get intimate in the lasted version of Donkey Kong. New! On XXX-Box.
BlueOnBlack:
In light of the Vatican's new edicts on conduct, priests are becoming more creative in their efforts to "minister to the youth..."
wd40:
Okay, okay, I'll squeeze your little brat, just don't bite my head off! Cheese!
Steve_Reeves:
"Ohhhh, thassa good boy not to wee in his undies!"
Daleman:
$20, same as down by the docks.
Generik:
"My, that's quite the, uh, cheese lamprey you've got down there, isn't it?"
UnReality:
Gives new meaning to the phrase "jump the shark."
ArtMystery:
I always thought that Bobby Darin song was awfully cheesy.
cambria36:
"This is a kosher stand. Let me check to make sure you've been circumcised."
suggs:
Be quiet, you! I don't care what all the other kids are wearing! These make you look so cute!
Lanzman:
"I don't care how many times you saw that stupid movie! You ain't gonna find Nemo in my shorts!"
MadamNoName:
Then suddenly, from off in the distance, a voice cried out, "HEY! That's nacho cheese shark!!!"
chilwil:
Precious Cheese comes from happy sharks.
starkbalmy:
"Stilton?" "No." "Camembert?" "No." "Mascarpone?" "No." "Cheddar?" "No." "Edam?" "No." "Havarti?" "No." "Gruyere?" "No." "Monterey Jack?" "You're getting warmer." "Ricotta?" "No."
JurassicPork:
.oO Finally. Those four years studying under Lee Strasberg are paying off. Oo.
JoeCrow:
And you thought the Vatican was tough on Altar Boys.
Nyssa23:
"No, I said I wanted a cheese STEAK!"
flavio:
"Jeanie! You change Dr. Bellows back right this instant!"
WEIRD_1:
Looks to me like Cheese is getting some head.
Chebby:
"You have to stop eating the customers, man. At least wait until they've ordered and paid for it... that and I'm running out of holes in this belt!" *grunt* <'Cheeseshark' licks his hat off his head> "Uh-Oh..."
gleeb:
Every year, about a dozen workers die while milking the sharks. Please, write OSHA and your member of Congress TODAY.
AAAron333:
Season 2 of 'Dancing With The Stars' was cut tragically short after "Sharky," the Precious Cheese mascot, ripped off his partner's head during a complex mambo routine. Ironically, "Sharky" and his partner were ahead in points before the decapitation.
nastinkers:
Is that string cheese in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
TyranosaurisRex:
o/' Oh, the shark bites, with his teeth mate. Scarlet billows, start to spread. o/'
Jacksinn:
"What, you never heard of headcheese?" "Yeah... but with a shark??"
Racerex:
As far as food mascots went, he was no Charlie the Tuna, but Antonio the Calabrese Cheese-Shark certainly had his own style.
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23:
"... Um.. sir? Never mind about the 'extra' topping..."