Agent_Moldy:
Sure, it looks good now, but just wait a couple of years.
suggs:
Members of the Tokyo Metro Police, Organize Crime Division, finally get Porku Pigsuda, highest ranking Yakuza on all of Honshu.
Steve_Reeves:
Ozzy has really let himself go since that first tattoo so many, many years ago...
wd40:
Elizabeth, darling, I think Mr. Jackson loves you just the way you are!
DiscoBoy:
On the next episode of "American Chopper," Paul Sr. really lets himself go.
Lanzman:
The ancient and bizarre ritual of the Bar-B-Q Sauce Tattoo is the secret behind the sweet-n-sour pork down at Charlie Chang's.
Buffoon:
...and that's how they make spicy hot pork rinds.
BlueOnBlack:
...and in a related story, The Discovery Channel finally scrapes the "reality show" barrel with its new series "Who Tats the Hog..."
MadamNoName:
Lao Ming misunderstood the Harley owner when he said that nothing goes with a hog quite like a tattoo.
Daleman:
Making animals that want to be eaten is becoming a reality thanks to cloning.
Generik:
So the pigs in George Orwell's "Animal Farm" were right: Some animals ARE more equal than others!
lil_amish:
Kirstie Alley's new series: Tattooed Actress.
JurassicPork:
Looks as if the Japanese are also fond of writing pork legislation...
gleeb:
And it all started with a tiny heart with "Charlotte" in it.
Jacksinn:
Porky and Petunia's son Percival spent years in therapy and rehab; he was the so-called "black sheep" of the Pig family.
nastinkers:
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got tattooed...
ArtMystery:
Lyle Tuttle's Pure Pork Sausage is far and away the choice for bikers and carnies everywhere, beating out Jimmy Dean's by a three-to-one margin in some markets.
WEIRD_1:
This season on "Miami Ink," Jabba the Hut joins the cast.
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23:
"I thought 'Fat Actress' got canceled??!! Boy, that Kirstie will do ANYTHING for attention!"
NameBrand:
Ray Bradbury's "The Illustrated Pig" didn't do so well with test audiences, and so was only released to the Asian movie market.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Wow... Henry Rollins looks really different without makeup.
Rickubis:
See that? No matter *what* you tattoo on a pig... it's *still* just a pig.
cambria36:
"One more tattoo and the fleet sailors will love her."
Nyssa23:
"So what does this have to do with a silk purse, exactly?"
starkbalmy:
Per new government regulations, all swine must come with warning labels advising against consumption for anyone adhering to Muslim or Jewish kosher dietary restrictions.
Zee:
About halfway through they sobered up. All four of them.
UnReality:
When he joined the Hell's Angels, the first thing Robert got was a tattoo and a fast hog.
Racerex:
Okay, but it remains to be seen whether or not Rosie O'Donnell's fans will go for the new look.
Amon:
Monday Nights this Fall on FOX:
"Sty Escape"
Elmo is a desperate pig in a desperate situation - his brother Cletus, whose weight was purposefully listed high, was wrongfully sent to the stockyards and is set to go to the butcher in just 40 days. Convinced of his brother's erroneous reported weight, Elmo fattens himself up and is sent to the same stockyards as his brother. Once he's inside, we learn that Elmo - a smart pig who can count to three by stomping his hooves - has the blueprints for the stockyards tattooed on his body and has hatched an elaborate plan to help his brother escape and prove that the weight entered on the selling report was forged.
144b:
On the next Anna Nicole Smith Show. "Mz. Smith? I think we're running out of room?" "SHUT UP!! Ohhh, I'll make some more roooom? HOWARD!? Get ME a dozen-dozen donuts!? And a diet Dr. Pepper? How's that rosebud on my nipple comming?"
questor:
Courtney Love is looking sizzlin' hot.
chilwil:
Nice tats. Especially the one that says "Pork Is For Pussies."
bugwber:
oO{ I just came in for a manicure. }