Agent_Moldy:
"So, you're sure about this?"
"Erik, stop questioning him!"
"But Sally, I --"
"But nothing. Let the man work."
"And this will make me more feng shui?"
"Yes."
"But --"
"Hush, child."
questor:
This is remarkably less disturbing than the "Prince Albert" piercing he got last week.
144b:
Hold still, round eyes. I'm trying to reset your brain. Who knew that you brain is very similar to a digital watch? Okay, what's today's date? Duuuuuuh????
Steve_Reeves:
Maybe next time, Mistah Generik, you no forget wife's birthday and she not stick wire in ear!
TheAdequateGourd:
Again? Alright, one more time, then it's off to bed. Okay, see, while in China, Uncle Generik wore his Fenway Park t-shirt while having the nice lady "do that voodoo that you do so well". And that, kids, is the story of how the Boston Red Sox won the 2004 World Series.
DiscoBoy:
"We're glad you enjoyed your trip to Manchuria, Mr. Wilson. Now, would you like to pass the time by playing a little solitaire...?"
BlueOnBlack:
...and at TechConAsia 04, the latest innovation in Information Management: brainwave-to-PDA uploading!
Daleman:
.oO(There is room for my whole family to live in here.)
Buffoon:
.oO I don't even WANT to know why he needs the ear wax!
Accountant_From_Hell:
"Thirteen red hots! It's a new record!"
Generik:
"She said she'll pay HOW MUCH for each earwig? ...And how much is that in American money?"
suggs:
And you're sure this will keep the little ska band in my head from keeping the neighbors awake?
Nyssa23:
"Hey, guys, I think I found Jimmy Hoffa!"
Racerex:
In the long-awaited sequel to "Fantastic Voyage," a miniaturized ship manned by John Edwards, Rush Limbaugh, William Shatner, Johnny Damon and Teresa Heinz Kerry is injected into the ear of a disgruntled capper.
FLAMINGSQUIRREL23:
Narrator: 'As you can see, the Chinese are very concerned about the declining population of the rare "Capperous Generikus", and are tagging and releasing all found in this region.'
cambria36:
"Chang makes miniature sculptures for American tourists, using only American ear-wax."
starkbalmy:
"How you get kung pao peppah in ear, anyway, Mistah? No good, no good!"
MessiahBlue:
I've never seen it before; fortune cookie ear; fortune say, ALL YOU NEED IS LOBE.
gleeb:
Unfortunately, he didn't take the "Waddaya doin', tunnelling to China" remark in the spirit in which it was intended.
nastinkers:
Even though flu shots are in short supply, be sure to get yours from a qualified clinic...
Mustang:
"In China, gay men receive pap smears, too."
ArtMystery:
"What do you mean, 'nothing but daylight'?"
Shandi:
"Generik, did you know you have a perfect replica of the Great Wall in Miniature in your ear?"
screaming_fist:
Instead of digging all the way to China, here's China digging all the way through space.
JurassicPork:
"Well, no wonder you no longer care about the environment, want to freeze the minimum wage and wage war on Iraq, Mr. Wilson -- your ear is stuffed with Karl Rove!"
Jacksinn:
"What would you do with a brain if you HAD one?"
AAAron333:
Little known fact: The reason Generik can afford to go on all these exotic vacations is because of his involvement in a highly sophisticated drug smuggling operation. Customs NEVER remembers to check the ears during a body cavity search!!!
chilwil:
Security was ultra-tight for the World Series. Rumor had it that the little birdie whispering bets in his ear was a Cardinals fan.
Lanzman:
"Now tell me... where may I find... 'Admiral' Kirk... ?"
Motis:
Though a full recall will not be necessary, customers should visit one of Tyrell Corporation's authorized service centers at their earliest convenience, where trained technicians can make the small but crucial adjustment necessary to prevent your Nexus-6 replicant from exhibiting overly-ambitious and possibly homicidal behavior anomalies.
tinaw:
Oh my God! Is a dildo that size LEGAL?? Well, maybe only in Boston.
(Note: This was tinaw's cap for last week's WCFF. Long story short, considering the shirt Generik is wearing, he, I, and tinaw thought it appropriate for this week, too.)
flavio:
I'm sorry sir, but there is no miniature Britney Spears in there singing "Oops I Did it Again" all day.
SilentFilmStar:
"Erik wishes he'd taken a closer look at the medical license this guy flashed when the "doctor" starts commenting about excessive ear wax build-up but fails to notice the bamboo shoot embedded in his shoulder by a very pissed-off panda."
WEIRD_1:
They put creatures in our ears, made us do strange things... Like root for the Cubs.
FryGirl:
And now you know what's in the appetizer platter.
JoeCrow:
Hmmmmm, 65psi... Just as I suspected. It's overinflated