Agent_Moldy:
o/ Ditz heads, ditz heads
Twirly, swirly ditz heads
Ditz heads, ditz headsv Watch them dance, fun! o/
144b:
O~ Fish Heads-Fish Heads!
Rolley Polley, Fish Heads!
Fish Heads-Fish Heads!
Eat Them Up, Yum!~O
questor:
Polka, Polka Will Robinson!!!
Steve_Reeves:
"WILL YOU KIDS SHUT THE F*CK UP! I'M TRYING TO RECHARGE AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS BOOGIE ON DOWN! DO YOU THINK IT'S EASY FOLLOWING THE TWO OF YOU AROUND ALL DAY AND CRYING OUT 'DANGER DANGER' EVERY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID? (Christ, I need a drink...)"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Danger", a fragrance for boys from Calvin Klein.
DiscoBoy:
The B-52's just aren't what they used to be...
Generik:
"Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!"
suggs:
So that's Barnes and Barnes? Not impressed.
Racerex:
Considering that the only women on the planet were his mom and two sisters, it's no wonder that Will Robinson became a drug-crazed, guitar-picking wildcat with a manic robot for a best friend...
cambria36:
"Wanda will only party with celebrities that are no threat to f**k her."
ArtMystery:
"Weddings, parties, anything... and bongo jazz a specialty!"
gleeb:
Mumy, poor sap, never had a chance. They always go for the guy who can dance.
starkbalmy:
"What do you want to hear next, Sis? Slipknot or Marilyn Manson?"
screaming_fist:
"That does not compute, Judy Robinson. You cannot dance that way to 'Green Sleeves.'"
Chebby:
"Danger Will Robinson, danger Will Robinson! I detect the microbes of the venereal disease Syphilis! Also detected are small creatures in her nether regions! Your health is at risk! I will protect you!" *whirrr! pummel! thwack! smack! thoomp!* "There, you needn't worry now, please, continue your guitar lessons."
flavio:
Billy Mumy: Hey check out my new dance craze guys! Ready?
Here's a new dance that is really neat
The first thing you do is get on your feet
C'mon everybody, I promise it won't hurt
The second thing you do is take off your skirt!
Lanzman:
"Danger Will Robinson! My funk-o-meter is overloading!"
TyranosaurisRex:
"Danger Will Robinson! That cheap guitar you bought from Estafon on TV for $99 is so out of tune that it is interfering with my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!! Wish it into the cornfield!"
Shandi:
Everybody Do the Robot! - oh wait, we already - never mind. Oh the pain...
nashtbrutusandshort:
But the audience for Billy and the Mumettes preferred lighter fare, and their searing rendition of "It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)" was left on the cutting room floor.
Forkboy:
It's a Robinson Family Jugband Christmas!
.oO("Gosh. Sis has great jugs.") "Danger! Warning! Danger!"
AAAron333:
Maybe it was Will's off-key guitar playing that finally sent The Robot over the edge, or his frustration at the lack of movable hips. We'll never know. But after a vain attempt at the 'Watusi,' he brought his claws down in a crushing blow to the skulls of the Robinson children.
lil_amish:
Peter, Paul, and Mary: The SciFi Years!
nastinkers:
The original cast of "I, Robot."
WEIRD_1:
Looks like the start of another family "Full Contact Body Bingo" fun night on the Jupiter 2.
Motis:
GALLANT eats his vegetables, keeps his hair and clothes neat, brushes his teeth after every meal, and doesn't associate with beatniks or robots.
GOOFUS gets all the chicks.
Shalloween:
"Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! Those boots are made for walkin'! Danger! Da -- oy, why do I even bother..."
Geier:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Dr. Smith's mind is a scary, scary place.
Daleman:
Tell me again how they frowned on drug use at the networks in the 1960’s.
JoeCrow:
If that gave Will a woody, would it be appropriate to assume the Robot got irony?