Agent_Moldy:
'Taking' the bull by the horns...
DiscoBoy:
Somehow, I don't think his HMO will cover that...
Ash_Skywalker:
That man is definitely feeling a little horny.
Steve_Reeves:
One of the latest trends to hit Bovine Mexico - Matador Pinatas!
questor:
Bravo's "Queer Eye for the Straight Bull".
WEIRD_1:
21 year old Taurus seeks male for some horny silk pants action. Must like capes and public displays of affection. Not into head games or S & M. Call anytime after 5:00 PM EST. Ask for Paco. This is no bull.
Lanzman:
El Toro Rojo receives his yearly prostate exam as part of the on-the-job Matador Health Plan.
Accountant_From_Hell:
Now cough.
Daleman:
(Bull) "Hey Oxnard, check out my new hood ornament!"
Generik:
Though she was initially resistant to the idea, Katie Couric eventually warmed up to it and consented to allow her entire colonoscopy to be filmed from start to finish.
Racerex:
Dr. Toro, the first bull ever to receive a degree in internal medicine, demonstrates the proper way to administer a prostate exam.
JoeCrow:
Kinda' gives a whole new meaning to "Taking the Bull by the Horns" now don't it...
Jacksinn:
With friends like these, who needs enemas?
gleeb:
Who's making a kebab out of whom?
lil_amish:
This message brought to you by PETA.
ArtMystery:
Outtakes from the Ry Cooder album cover shoot that ended up on the cutting room floor.
cambria36:
"Damn, I gotta get this back to Bill and Ted by five!""Me so horny".
starkbalmy:
"That's good, Ferdinand, now over to the left just a little... you're missing it... AAAHHH!! Right there. That's it. Oh yeah."
JurassicPork:
The things Howard Stern will do to sell a book...
Beedo:
Never again will any guy use the phrase "hard beef injection."
nastinkers:
Very similar to what happens in prison in Spain.
chilwil:
Gene splicing the old-fashioned way.
TyranosaurisRex:
"Can you hear me now?"
Nyssa23:
"It's like I always say--why buy the bull when you can sit on the horn for free?"
NameBrand:
"Are you sure this is how Hemingway did it in Pamplona?"
Geier:
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar...?
144b:
Remember men. Get your colon checkup soon. A reminder from The Beef Council.