Agent_Moldy:
The woman on the right wonders if her cup holders are too small and ineffectual. That and when it's gonna be her turn to wear the BK crown.
Indika:
Ethel couldn't find a wonder bra big enough for her, so she had to figure out other ways to lift and separate.
suggs:
Is the cup holder an option or a standard option?
DiscoBoy:
"Where the hell are my fiddlers three?" <*hic*>
questor:
Obese mothers who use their obese daughters as cup holders. NEXT on "Springer".
144b:
Looks like Fergy fell of Weight Watchers, don't it?
Lanzman:
"Yeah, Ahmina sue 'em Burger King bastards. It's theyah fault we's so big. Damn Whoppers . . . You got enny fries left?"
CindyM:
Billy's mom asks if he wants more "defrosted" Jello pudding pops.
Steve_Reeves:
(Lady in blue) .oO That stupid bitch! She thinks she's so special! Why, when I was her age, I could fit an entire six-pack in my cleavage! She's nothing compared to me...grumble, grumble... Oo.
Mr_Grant:
Her Mostly Serene Highness, Queen Rhonda of Burgerking! Behold her Hawaiian Punch orb of state! Bring forth her Yard Of Lemonade scepter! Yea, though her wrath be quick, her mercy is super-sized!
Generik:
Every year the Daughters of Brando elect a new ruler, who enjoys all the perks of office, such as control of the remote, spoon-fed Jello shots, and the sage advice of Millie, the original Daughter of Brando.
Shandi:
"So, when you had your breast implant, they added a coaster for you?"
"Yessm, they sure did! Much handier now!"
Chebby:
The reigning Burger Queen will hold court at the local trailer park in a city near you, for a price of course.
Beedo:
This is why Hutts shouldn't take their offspring to fast-food joints.
starkbalmy:
"No, no, NO!! I ordered an APPLE-beer, not an AMPLE-beer!"
Motis:
Stills from the upcoming release of Steamin' Squealturd's remake of John Waters' DESPERATE LIVING. With Generik as Lieutenant Wilson, and featuring Robert Downey, Jr. as Big Jimmy Dong, the Human Blockhead.
WEIRD_1:
Burger King may want to reconsider the design of its new cup holders.
jondapicam:
Here in our study we see the results of too much fast food with our kids. Note: This 12-year-old has a built in cup holder.
Ash_Skywalker:
Talk about growing a full cup size!
FryGirl:
Wow, the Burger King's really let himself go!
nastinkers:
Sure, its great insulation, but it's a little hard to tote around.
ArtMystery:
"I command you to take another sip, Lucy. Take another sip! I command you!"
cambria36:
"Oink?" Oink, oink.
ABServo:
When Roseanne enjoys a margarita, be on the lookout. After she's had enough, *this* is what happens!
JurassicPork:
Moments after receiving Generik's weekly newsletter, Robert "JurassicPork" Crawford reluctantly announced to the cappers list that he was officially gay, much to the delight of Dante83, Matteus and Jaustralis. Mr. Crawford is now also legally blind and has yet to stop vomiting.
Nyssa23:
"Wanda was disappointed that nobody wanted to do body shots with her."
AAAron333:
"Then Edith over there says 'You know what would keep your coffee warm...', and the next thing I know, the local Burger King is askin' ME to be their spokesperson! Says I can get free coffee for life. Ain't that a hoot???"
Janx:
Martha Brown's proposal for the new, patriotic-er lookin', Statue of Liberty.
chilwil:
"I'm tellin' ya, Ethel, we got us a Olympic gig. Now, one more time: you spit at the cup and I'll blow snot to deflect it. Damn, with the winnin's we kin git us a double-wide in no time...well, maybe we oughta aim fer a triple... with cheese."
gleeb:
Ladies, why pay for useless frills? Our slushee-implants are one-tenth the cost of silicone, and three times as tasty!
Daleman:
(In Rock Island lockjaw drawl (sounds like Thurston Howell III) "Miffy, Muffy, Chip, Skip and the rest of the gang were planning on yachting to the islands this weekend. Would you care to join us Laurel?"
flavio:
"Amber Dawn, you get away from your father's Vega before you knock it off of the blocks and tear your caudal appendage!"
Geier:
That ain't nothin. You should see where she keeps the BURGERS...!
Matteus:
She can do the same with her navel.
Cyberbeast:
"You know Mama, life don't get no better than this."