Agent_Moldy:
Unable to shake some of the principles of the gang life he gave up so long ago, G-Fresh partakes in the "one for me, one for my homie" ritual and pours one out where the dead member lies...
Buffoon:
.oO Great. We try and have a nice funeral for my pet rat, and Dad gets this drunk. Damn.
questor:
The Picante Sauce Colostomy bag just didn't catch on.
suggs:
Feel the power! FEEL THE POWER IN YOUR PANTS!!!!
Steve_Reeves:
Guys, can't afford to go to the Doctor for a Viagra prescription? Got a long line of ladies just waiting for your services? Try a Starbuck's Triple Mocha Latte Penis Enhancer! It'll keep you wired up and on the go for hours!
144butterball:
I've got your social reforms, Rriiiggghhttt Heeeerrreeerreee!!!!
DiscoBoy:
That's one way to make a "screw"driver.
Lanzman:
The Festival of Ten Million Crabs, tho an ancient tradition, somehow never caught on with tourists.
Mr_Grant:
Thanks to modern technology, everything can be recycled-- even beer.
Generik:
The recipe for true Jamaican Jerk Sauce is a long-held family tradition, passed down from generation to generation.
DancingQueen:
"Therapy goes much quicker when the initial moment of psychological breakdown can be identified."
cambria36:
"Newest Dick-tater in Haiti."
Ash_Skywalker:
Captain Morgan has now set sail to a place that no one has gone before."
ArtMystery:
Cornelius was obviously somewhat unclear on what Grace Slick actually meant when she said "Feed your head."
Beedo:
This is one for my dead hos.
Shandi:
Here, you can see locals protesting the latest in yuppie icons - Starbucks - giving them the wrong kinds of drinks. "I asked for a MOCHA, not a MOHAWK!"
starkbalmy:
The early clinical trials of Viagra, undertaken in various Third World countries, convinced Pfizer that a topical application was probably not the best delivery system, and that pills would be a much more suitable form of the drug.
Nyssa23:
"Care and feeding of the trouser snake."
gleeb:
I can't overemphasize this: professional ostomy care.
ABServo:
"Now it can be told: James Brown used Tabasco Sauce to help him hit those high notes!
Jacksinn:
Although everyone at the barbecue complimented Jubal on his ribs, no one would touch his hot links.
Racerex:
"Hey, it works better than Lanacane -- and it tickles, too!"
joe678:
(off camera) "No, no, no! They wanted to hear you sing 'Hot Peanuts'!"
nastinkers:
Sometimes the beer just goes straight through you.
abracadaver:
He wanted to be ridden by the great serpent loa, Damballah. But he didn't specify what part the serpent should ride.
chilwil:
"...and in the Didn't Quite Place But Certainly Did Show category of the 20th annual Belly Button Beer Bottle Opening Open..."
Torgone:
Um... nope. Not even with Stubb's Original Barbecue Sauce on it. Nope.
Matteus:
What I find interesting about this is the folk around her. They have this look that locals have when someone is putting on a show for tourists. Oh, by the way, just a dash'll do ya.
AAAron333:
Just moments later, this woman was taken into custody by Haitian police for "kicking it up a notch" in front of minors, and her children were placed in protective custody.
TyranosaurisRex:
Haiti discovers Dave's Insanity Sauce.
Daleman:
I always thought the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach but a little barbeque sauce in the kitty might work too.
Geier:
With muscle control like this, who needs bottle openers?
FryGirl:
"Daaaaay-OH MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!!!"