Agent_Moldy:
"This is the cover photo for my newest book,
The Stephen King Discarded Exhaust Pipe Workout.
Whatta ya think?"
"Well, it is horrific."
"D'oh! Silly, it's not a horror book! Anyway, I think the turtle tattoo adds a hint of sensuality that the ladies will really go for."
Not quite recovered from that accident yet, are you, Stephen..."
suggs:
Dood... Take a hit off.. Oh wait this is my new POC pipe for the Bajaj... Oh, well, it hasn't effected me yet.
Buffoon:
Bruce has his picture taken with his "date" for the evening. Don't ask.
144b:
Okay, Darla-Ray. You may take the house I live in. You my take the clothes from my back. You can even take away my Ford Ranchero, my dignity & my pride. But, you can never-ever take away the bong what I made in shop class!
Steve_Reeves:
Steven King reprises his role from the movie "Creepshow" in the latest film from George Romero, "OK, It's Time For Your Anal Probe"
Lanzman:
The last night before the full moon, and the Wolfman prepares for his monthly colonoscopy.
DiscoBoy:
"Hey, ma! I found this in my poopie! Can I keep it?"
ABServo:
"Wonder if I can fit a gerbil in here..."
flavio:
What Billie Jean King awoke to the morning after the infamous "Battle of the Sexes."
darkvortex:
"That's right, you not only get the Flow-bee hair cutter, but if you call within the next 15 minutes you'll get the attachment for back and body hair; you'll never look like Ed Asner at the beach again!!!!"
amycamus:
"READ THE CARD!!"
Jacksinn:
o/` "Have you seen the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man, the Muffler Man? Have you seen the Muff- *koff koff hack gag sputter choke*"
lil_amish_boy:
Tonight on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy...
starkbalmy:
"This came outta ME!"
"Outta YOU?"
"Yeah... can you gimme a hand getting it back in?"
Zee:
They shaved Gimli!
Shandi:
Oooooh, Manu Pluton has *really* let himself go!
Motis:
Harry's friends were blissfully unaware of just how sincere he was when he complained of being "thoroughly exhausted."
ArtMystery:
"Even he who is pure at heart, and says his prayers by night, may become a Muffler Man when the Mufflerbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Directing Lesson #243: Coating the camera's lens with vaseline adds a misty, fantasy effect to an otherwise mundane film setting and situation.
Matteus:
Mangy Monkey Man reminds us that before you start doing naughty things with the vacuum cleaner, remember to take the FloBee off first (nice turtle, by the way).
cisco3600:
"That was, of course, Bach's Brandenburg Concerti, No.3 In G. Thank you."
Geier:
...Of course, all considerations of cleaning and disinfecting it aside, the REAL question is how the vaccuum attachment got up there in the first place.
Nyssa23:
"Great Moments in Rock #201: A young Jerry Garcia makes his first bong."
gleeb:
Duuuuuuude! I had to sell my pants but, ULTIMATE ONE-HITTER!
Daleman:
Joe Bob’s last words were "Hey guys, check this out!" We’re really going to miss him.
Generik:
Vinnie decided just three days after receiving the hand-made muffler from his Aunt Bernice that he would grow himself a nice sweater to go with it.
JurassicPork:
The guy who sends you all those penis enlargement emails.