Lanzman:
"I don't care! We love each other and we're getting married!"
CindyM:
A fish named AAAAAUGH MY EYES!!!!
wd40:
From Bruno to Va-Jayjay, the world of reality television breathlessly awaits the Lindsey Lohan guest appearance on the premiere of 'Noodling With The Stars.'
Amon:
Psst... Buddy... For optimal loving, turn the fish around.
Generik:
There's an old saying about laws and sausages, and it appears that it applies to mermaids as well; something about how they're necessary and enjoyable, but you really don't want to see how they're made.
meQal:
The awful truth on how Jabba The Hutt came to be.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Exhibit A in *State of Illinois v. North American Man-Fish Love Association*
Laurie2K:
"Looks like my magic belt of attract beauty is workin'."
carbonbased:
I can't wait for Castro to die so the Havana hotels can get back to fine entertainment like this.
ArchHallJr:
"No! No! It's not called a pussy fish, Bobby!"
scypha:
"Meet my new fiance, Earline! We met in the Bahamas last year. We're planning on getting married in July."
cambria36:
Harry Chapin's inspiration: "Catfish in the cradle and the silver spoon-bill; little boy blue and I'm in her moon."
Daleman:
At 72.4 pounds, 87.15 inches this is the second largest catfish caught in the state and a great kisser.
Mustang:
The secret behind Power Bait!
lil_amish:
The Love that dare not speak its name... hell, I don't think this kind of love HAS a name, but I am sure it is illegal in the Southern States and most of the Midwest.
UnReality:
How fishsticks are REALLY made
AAAron333:
Apparently, beastiality laws do not apply to Catfish when you are traveling south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
JoeCrow:
Master Bait
The most fun you can have with your pants off
WEIRD_1:
If that thing grows legs and starts singing "Hello My Honey" I am out of here.
Buffoon:
...and Jessica Simpson asked, "So now is it Catfish, or Pork?"
IMissMST3k:
A Fish Called Wanda, and Ed, the Fish Monger!
JediClone:
"I once caught herpes from a fish thiiiiiiiiiis big!"
Nyssa23:
Dating a mermaid: not really as much fun as you'd think.
mystic_cobra_6:
OK... where did he put his pole and what did he use for bait??
Steve_Reeves:
What? You mean... this isn't a mermaid? ... Shit... another fantasy smashed to bits...
chilwil:
Van Wilder III: That Ain't Caviar on the Plate.
AgentMoldy:
Well, fish *do* love tiny, little dangly things...
da_upstart:
He skeeted out a super sperm :-x
Zee:
Uh... well... at least ONE of them has balls...
Wookie96:
And this is why drinking while trying to hook up with a mermaid is a bad idea.
nastinkers:
What DID he use for bait?
Zephyrlily:
Proof that even fish have bigger balls than men.